13 the most common types of neighbors that prevent us from living
We all have neighbours, and most often it is lovely and friendly people who are pleasant to chat with, meet on a staircase, to catch a little bit of money to pay or borrow salt. But all we are familiar with the less pleasant view of neighbors who are doing their best to poison our lives: sunrise, they begin to drill holes in walls and knocking on them with a hammer, instill in us your musical tastes and forced to listen to what new has happened in the "House-2". Before you are one of the most common types of neighbors, life with them is a real meal.
Maniac TV
Dark-dark night on this dark, dark street, when all good people are asleep, the Maniac wakes up the TV. He feeds their dark power howls leading the talk show. Maniac wakes up not every night, but only when you have a headache, and tomorrow at seven in the morning can't be late well, nothing.
The man with the Hammer
The man with the Hammer has more precision weapons. It makes "Bang! balls!! shararah!!!" clearly over your head at exactly six zero zero in the moment when you just fell on the pillow after a night of overtime work.
The man with the Hammer
If the Person with the Hammer will live an active life and anuchit need a number of victims, in the next reincarnation it will increase level: he is born a Man with a Hammer. It's a superpower. Especially if the man with the Hammer strikes as the ultimate weapon in the bearing wall on Sunday. Then the Sunday you've been waiting for two months to step away from a difficult project.
Hellish Svetozar
Hellish Svetozar man from the first floor somehow believes that you owe him, and should personally. Anyway, every time you meet, he at least comes in a wild barking, and as max tries to bite off you leg.
Fighting Granny
But if you go out with the dog (he's the most good in the world, and you with the bag), you pounce Fighting Granny. In her opinion, you sobana to blame for all the ills of the world until 1812, inclusive. To argue with Combat Granny fraught, because part of the destructive power she can easily do three Hellish of Svetozarov.
Grandmother Active
There is another very unpleasant kind of grannies called Granny Active. Active Grandmother is able in one thread to gather at the gate, to campaign for the candidate, curse the management, to condemn the girl from the fifth to comment on current events and prophesy the Apocalypse. To get away from the conversation impossible.
Granny Sociable
Those who have not yet got rid of the remnants of optimism, will catch up with Granny Sociable. She really is good. That's only going to share with you the details of family life his niece, important information about your blood pressure, strategic data about the price increase, tips on how to correctly feed your children, the weather forecast for the end of January, recipe tincture Golden mustache and the way to remove a wart Apple — and immediately leave. Immediately.
Champion Virtuoso Smoking with Balcony
His name is uncle Bob or uncle George, and he is a champion Virtuoso Smoking with Balcony. He knows how to do it somehow so that the wind of any strength and direction fills your apartment with smoke so effectively that the curtains should not just wash, but also to pre-soak.
The girl at the Piano
Amid all these people, the Girl at the Piano, it would seem, is not so terrible. Sweet child in ruffles, intelligent family, all that. However, the Czerny etude in d flat major, played out of tune at dawn eleven times with the use of the right pedal, quite successfully competes with the hole puncher.
Zastenny Ruthless Baby
Before you think about getting a drill, a hammer, a TV, a piano and Hellish of Svetozar, every man is a baby. However, not every baby is capable of vocal exercises, comparable in decibels with a soaring plane. Usually such abilities have only one child who was born to you outside the wall. It's called Zastenny Ruthless Baby.
The most Abusive Family in the World
The most Abusive Family in the World capable of scandals force 8-9 for several decades and not to disperse. Anniversary of being together, they mark the crash of furniture.
Passionate Couple
Passionate Pairs have all perfect, complete harmony. They love each other. Only too often. And too loud-Oh-Oh-Oh!
Any Main Pipe
Once it is sure it happens. You breaks any Main Pipe, and it turns out that the downstairs neighbors had just stuck to the ceiling Wallpaper with Swarovski crystals and hand painted by Michelangelo (otherwise these amounts are not to explain). However, sometimes it happens and Vice versa. That is just adjusts Michelangelo to the walls, and there she is. Some of the Main Pipe. What can I say? Sorry.