12 gifts for those who hate Valentine's Day
Yes, we know: the holiday that is not ours, and everything is fiction flower and candy shops in the commercial, and why we should love to remember only once in a year. Every year we all have different reasons to hate Valentine's Day. So we offer you a selection of gifts that will suit those who want to show their attitude to the feast, and those who want to surprise my cynical friend or girlfriend who hate hearts-kisses.
Cookies "truth"
Confectionery, illustrating the problems for which personal life does not add up: "calculation", "I hate you" "mommy issues".
Icon against public displays of affection
To all at once everything became clear. Not. Approach.
T-shirt
With the inscription "Love is in the air... so don't breathe".
Flask
With any inscription, but this is good too — "Tears of the former".
Chain with pendant
Straight from the heart — No.
Mug
With the words "I'm sorry, but I don't care about all that."
Case for phone
With any inscription, exuding hatred of everything that is happening, and even better — with a picture.
Book
"50 guys that were worse than yours."
Tattoo
Can be temporary, of course, but always with the crossed out the names of the former. Because nothing lasts forever.
Baseball cap
To see why: "it's not me, it's you."
Chocolate candy in the form... print anus
Of course, it is the last gift, but it perfectly demonstrates a hatred of this day.
Call
Very helpful call — "Call in case the need to have sex."
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