These films would have ended in 10 minutes if the characters had shown even a little common sense!Pictolic
Movie characters often behave stupidly and illogically. On the one hand, we should be grateful to them: after all, it is thanks to this that the plot develops. But, on the other hand, you can't really make fools of yourself! After all, it was necessary for the characters of these films to show at least a little reason – and the matter would be over in 10 minutes to their complete satisfaction!
Anaestheisha: "You do not respect other people's borders and are prone to emotional violence. These are the consequences of emotional trauma. You need the help of a specialist."
"Honey, don't forget to invite Maleficent to our daughter's christening. She is, of course, an evil witch, but if she is not called, she will be offended and can create problems for us."
Ariel: "Dad, I love him!"
King Triton: "But you don't know him at all! You don't even know his name!"
Ariel: "Uh... actually, you're right."
The first girl: "Do you want to watch a videotape that will kill you in 7 days?"
The second girl: "No, of course, what are you! Throw it away!"
It was not worth appointing Anakin to the role of Princess Padme's guard and guardian of her honor, when it was clear to everyone at first glance that there was such a sexual tension between the young people that they seemed about to explode.
"Stop staring at me, you vitamin D-deficient freak!"
The crew only had to follow the rules and not violate the quarantine. That's what Ripley reminded them of, just in case all the rules had slipped their minds.
Why wouldn't Voldemort kill Harry with a Muggle weapon – for example, with a sawn-off shotgun? 100% guaranteed! But no, he needed a melodrama…
"Um, I don't see a tyrannosaurus rex... let's take a look at its GPS tracker. Yeah, he's there, just hiding. So we'd better not go in there and open anything."
"Nemo, please, never swim in the open ocean" - " Yes, okay, Dad." Profit!
A child from a poor family finds a scarce golden ticket. Why not sell it to some rich boy? According to the ticket, it is still unknown what you will get (so it turns out in the end), and so a lot of money would be on his hands here and now.
When Isildur said "no" to the proposal to destroy the ring, Elrond just looked at him helplessly-instead of just slapping him on the head and taking the artifact away.
"Don't listen to Scar, Simba. He wants to become a king himself, so he dreams of destroying you. And, by the way, no one has ever gone to that gorge to learn to growl."
If the high school student had at least a little sane parents, the film would be called "Ferris Bueller's School Day".
Jafar should have simply paid Aladdin to go to the cave instead of trying to destroy him there – he would have received a lamp, power and Aladdin's gratitude, and for a pittance.
If Mother Gothel had assigned Rapunzel another birthday, she would never have thought that the lamps were burning for her.
Parents isolated Elsa from the world, and Anna, it seems, did not pay attention at all. And why not give the girls the opportunity to communicate in a way that is convenient for both? Then there would be no room for ambiguities.
Why didn't Padme buy out Anakin's mother? She would have had enough for this, if not money, then jewelry.
And yet, why didn't Neo take the blue pill?
An old friend promised to pay for Walt's cancer treatment – an excellent way out! But no, for some reason he decided to go a long and unreliable road.
If Lightning McQueen, as a driver should, changed the tires on the orders of the team, he would simply win the race – and that's all.
The Waynes are wealthy people. Why did they have to leave the cinema through the back door? They should have just told Alfred in advance that the car should be waiting for them at the main entrance.
Children: "We want to visit our grandparents!"
Mom: "I don't think this is a good idea, but if you really want to, okay, I'll take you."
Mom: "Hey, who are you? You're not my parents! I'm calling the police!"
Mrs. Mullins: "Mr. Shibley, show me your documents, please!"
Shibli: "Uh, I don't have any."
Mrs. Mullins: "I'm sorry, but you can't teach at a school if you can't not only prove that you are a teacher, but also explain who you are in general!"
Marty: "The old madman who keeps plutonium in the garage and is always setting something on fire, wants me to press some buttons for him at one in the morning in the school yard. Am I crazy or something? I'd rather take a look from afar!"
All they had to do was not feed them after midnight! What's difficult!
Isma was going to turn the hero into a fly, send it to herself by mail and kill, but then she began to get confused about the murder plans. Meanwhile, all she had to do was turn him into a fly, without any mail tricks, and he would be eliminated from the game. And it's even easier to turn it into a fly and swat it right away, without these mail games.
For some reason, they suffered for nine years over what was clear in the first five minutes.
If you get lost in the forest near a stream-do not shy away from the bushes, but go down the bank downstream, every schoolboy knows about this.
From the very beginning, it is known that Aang is an avatar. So why did he suffer with the recognition of this role throughout the whole picture?