The photographer and her pit bull talk about the rules of life in the coronavirusPictolic
Dutch photographer Alice van Kempen (van Kempen Alice), along with a pit bull and Claire love to travel to different countries and take photos in abandoned buildings and other places where have not gone before.
With the onset of universal quarantine, Alice and Claire have lost this opportunity. So Alice came up with a new project: it illustrates the profound images of his old rules of life of humanity in the new reality of the pandemic. Remember, come in handy!
"When bill gates said, "Humanity should prepare for pandemics," I believed him. This guy knows a lot about viruses: he deals with them since Windows 95".
"87% of owners of membership cards fitness clubs still don't know what clubs don't work".
"The coronavirus is the first thing made in China that stretched for more than a month".
"Two meters to the side better today than two meters down tomorrow."
"I survived in the great war for the toilet paper 2020".
"The coronavirus has arrived to us from China in the blink of an eye: the hop — and he's already here! But sending with Aliexpress still somewhere crawling".
"Lawyers involved in the divorce, all my life I dreamed that couples are trapped together for weeks".
"All horror movies begin with the fact that the government ignores scientists 'warnings".
"We continue to travel during the quarantine! Today we head to the capital. I mean, the kitchen".
"If you want 120 rolls of toilet paper for two weeks of quarantine, perhaps you should visit a doctor much earlier."
"Self-isolation, day 4".
"My mistress is too fat to quarantine that as she walked past the TV I missed three episodes of the series."
"The incidence is increasing? It's time to start spying and denunciations!"
"Never go to the doctor in the office which killed all plants."
"In nine months we will jump the birth rate... these kids are called "colonially""
"Congratulations, you have watched the entire Netflix".
"After 20 years our country will be run by people who sat home schooling, organized by parents, started to drink early in the morning".
"Wash your hands like you wash Marilyn Monroe".
"If you can't go to the hairdresser, so now is the time for long hair".
"You will not die from coronavirus, if you get killed during prison riot".
"He worked so hard to buy more toilet paper during the epidemic! Well, at least he died with a clean ass."
"I'm too sophisticated to chase toilet paper, so I decided to buy a brush... well, Croce's words, I'm going back to toilet paper".
"Choosing an outfit, remember about the main thing! Fashion spring-summer 2020".
"Dr. Clare says that she sees the light at the end of the tunnel. And she's not wrong!"