The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

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The holiday season is approaching, and flocks of British tourists have flocked to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy. Many people know how to behave abroad, but the stereotype of a Briton who is always dissatisfied with everything and forgets to put on sunscreen is still alive. Sometimes it is quite difficult for the British not to commit a typical blemish for their fellow when they go to the nearest store and seriously expect that they speak English there. And there's no need to try to portray Greek, speaking the same English with a fake Greek accent, it looks silly.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

On Twitter, we picked up a great collection of the most idiotic complaints of British tourists that they wrote to hotels while they were vacationing abroad.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"My fiance and I booked a room with two beds, but we got one double. Now I'm pregnant." Of course, it's all the bed's fault.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"There are too many people in Germany who speak only German." The scoundrels are simple.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"The bar was closed and I couldn't have my pint at the airport at seven in the morning." It's hard to imagine how it is possible to prevent a person from drinking beer at seven in the morning at the airport.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"We went for rafting in a canoe, but we were very disappointed, because no one told us that there would be no toilet on the canoe. It was very uncomfortable." Come on?

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"The weather at home was as good as on vacation while we were away." How dare they even turn on the good weather in their absence?!

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"We went to a ski resort, but we were not warned that we really need to be able to ski." What a cruel omission.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"There was no variety of fruits in our jar of sangria." Oh, that's it, the vacation is ruined.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"The food was so cheap that by the time I got home I had gained three kilos." Any weight gain is the fault of the hotel.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"There are too many Spaniards here. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. There are too many foreigners." Of course, in Spain.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"There were only two towels for each. One for the body, the other for the head. How the hell am I supposed to wipe my hands?" Already triset.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"It rained every day. The booklet didn't say anything about rain." We missed the most important thing.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"When we arrived, we were given free cocktails, but I don't like 'Sex on the Beach'." Drink what they give you.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"The orange fanta in Spain was more phantom-like than the fanta at home." Really?

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"We hung towels on the balcony to dry them, and they just froze." It's at a ski resort.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"There was a Do not disturb sign on the inside of the door. I got confused and decided that the hotel staff had locked me up." Of course, such a confusion.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"Although the booklet said there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no tea strainer in the drawers." The British need to always have a tea strainer on hand, otherwise they will die.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"We went to the beach, and when we came back, everything was in the sand." Just outrageous!

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"The toilet paper in the hotel room was not Andrex brand." That's it, the priest was offended.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"We took the wrong train to the airport and missed the flight." It's all the hotel's fault.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"It was too hot." The weather at sea is just infuriating!

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"The pool water dissolved my sunscreen, it flowed into my eyes, and it hurt like hell." It's so annoying when the water is too wet!

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"Our London hotel didn't have an ocean view." As in other hotels in London.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"Because of the sun, my hair has become a little lighter. I liked my old hair color better." What a grief.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"The water in the Gulf of Mexico was too salty. No one told me there would be salt in the water. It was disgusting." It is necessary to put signs on the shore that the water in the sea is salty.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"People clapped their hands when the plane landed." It's a nightmare.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"There was sand all over the floor in the beach bar." Amazing!

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"It was written in the restaurant that the children eat for free, but they still charged me for my 19-year-old daughter's lunch." Robbed in broad daylight.

The most ridiculous complaints of British tourists on holidays abroad

"There was no Yorkshire tea on the train in Thailand." Nightmare.

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