Describe the maximum boring movie in social networks has launched a new flashmob

Movie description the Internet has long been possible to allocate a separate literary genre. It is difficult even to imagine how much frustration has brought masterfully written announcements to fans of the movie. But now everything has changed — social media users have decided to fight for the true and concise information and even launched a flash mob with dry, boring, but cool descriptions.

As it turned out, most of the films you can easily imagine just one sentence, avoiding verbiage and pathos. See how easily cope with the task, users of Twitter and Facebook, saving letters, and sparing our time and vision.

The uncle gave his nephew the ring, and he threw it away.

A guy on a desert island survives by corpse farts.

Dude started from insomnia and had a fight with an imaginary friend, and then together with the girl decided to blow up their city.

The boy's parents were killed and he turned into a bat.

Two guys met at the hospital and it turned out that one of them had never been to the sea.

The man got drunk and accidentally flew to another city. There was gradually sobering up and all of were fighting, and then returned home.

The boy with glasses waving an oak branch.

Seven children for the past 27 years trying to kill the clown.

The ship floated and drowned.

Dude was given a choice of two pills, and he took the wrong one.

Grandfather and boy drunk create a time machine.

The girl could not get out of the pit, but got out of the TV.

One man was sentenced to death and he died.

Dog nine years of waiting on the station owner, and he did not come.

The guy in 500 days of meets girl and then not Dating a girl.

Think this is a very simple and effective way to describe the movies. But one of the tweetter-people doubt that this is a new idea. As proof, he laid the clippings from the newspaper with the announcement of the film "the Lord of the rings: the Two towers", which appeared back in 2002. This unsurpassed masterpiece of conciseness is able to intrigue anyone.

And you will be able to describe your favorite movie is short and boring, but it could easily find out?