All covered with grease: the perfect hiding place for valuables in the form of a sex toyBy Pictolic https://pictolic.com/en/article/all-covered-with-grease-the-perfect-hiding-place-for-valuables-in-the-form-of-a-sex-toy
Modern thieves act quickly and competently. Therefore, it is incredibly difficult to hide valuables from them. Another attempt to create a perfect hiding place from criminals was made in the USA. There they created a male sex toy with a hiding place in which you can hide valuables. The product description says that the product looks like an ordinary masturbator. If you cover it with a layer of grease, then the level of protection of an unusual safe increases by an order of magnitude, unless, of course, the thief is squeamish.
Entrepreneur Brian Sloan, inventor of Autoblow Decoy Safe, claims that his brainchild is the perfect hiding place. Before giving birth to a new product, the businessman carefully studied the essence of the issue and made an important discovery. It turns out that thieves prefer not to touch sex toys because of banal squeamishness.
Therefore, Autoblow, located among sex toys, and even smeared with lubricant, is the last place that will be searched.
The device costs only $ 39 (2.7 thousand rubles) on the official website of the manufacturer. Sloan focuses on the fact that for this ridiculous money you can completely secure your most valuable property. Folded banknotes, jewelry, ingots of precious metals and much more will fit into the cavity inside the artificial vagina. Alas, it will not be possible to use Autoblow for its intended purpose — it would be too perfect an invention.
The creator of the extravagant hiding place believes that safes and caches in furniture are the last century. Modern thieves are so savvy thanks to the Internet that they cope with them in a matter of minutes. Unusual solutions are held in high esteem today. A disgusting used sex device is the safest place on the planet, Brian boastfully declares.
But the description of Autoblow is also online. Therefore, Brian Sloan's sex toy is becoming less and less reliable place to store valuables every day. Perhaps now burglars will search even the most intimate in search of profit.