18 of the strangest and most ridiculous sexual deviations

It is not customary to talk about your sexual preferences and other intimate details of your personal life in a decent society, but, as you know, the forbidden fruit is always sweet and people by nature tend to find out the most piquant details of the intimate life of others. But more than looking into other people's windows, people may be interested only in other people's deviations in the intimate sphere, which well do not fit into the generally accepted framework of morality and ethics.

In the continuation of the article, 18 of the strangest sexual deviations from all that can be imagined are waiting for you.

This is what the passion for infancy and diapers is called. No, just calmly, without panic! No one attempts on the children themselves — youth is sacred. It's just that there is a whole society of adult uncles (and aunts) who love more than anything else when they change wet diapers, powder their asses with talcum powder and drink milk mixtures from bottles. In dry new diapers, having kicked their feet enough, they feel happy. Especially if you tell them "agu-agu" and make a goat. Here, from delight, they are sometimes even ready to have sex.

Do you have it or not? Look at the linen shelf in your closet. Do you see a box of diapers started there? No? Free!

Do not confuse transvestites with homosexuals. Many transvestites love women — and so much so that they themselves are ready not to get out of women's clothes for days. But the American Kerry Halloween (married for twenty years, four children) is no longer satisfied with stockings and evening dresses. By special order, a latex suit was made for Kerry, reproducing the female body. Wearing this "second skin", Kerry feels happy, sweaty and hot (by his own admission).

Do you have it or not? Go to a lingerie store and try to feel at home there. If it didn't work out, it's a false alarm.

"Blood is beautiful in itself," says Rosie V., a member of the Black Rose sadomasochist club, but combined with suffering, it drives me into a frenzy!" The sight of blood for a person has always been an exciting signal, provoking a whole range of different feelings — pity, fear, rage — depending on the situation. But blood has never left anyone indifferent. And in a part of the population, so to speak, these various arousal signals merged into a complex sexual complex. Now the guys get together, armed with scalpels and needles, poke each other with sharp objects and enjoy the view of the red liquid.

Do you have it or not? Donate blood. You will do a good deed, and at the same time you will make sure that it is more pleasant for you to be in a place where there are not so many needles, tubes and transparent bags with red muck.

Passion for armpits. A subject obsessed with axillism dreams of making love with armpits, he idolizes them, at night he dreams of the Universe, which is a giant Armpit overgrown with wild hair (symptoms are taken from the story of one patient with axillism). According to some data, the number of axillitics does not exceed 0.001% of the population. And this is good, because axillitics have, for example, the habit of visiting gyms and sniffing the smell of sweat of well-trained athletes (information from the same story). So if you want to be sure that no one will sniff voluptuously behind your back, cut your armpits. Because axillitics are either depilated armpits or hairy ones, but for some reason short-cropped ones do not use their special location.

Do you have it or not? If you are able to have sex not with armpits, this is already a very encouraging sign. Because axillitics usually don't do that.

Love of balloons. Perhaps the whole point is that someone once did not buy a balloon for a child when he violently demanded it - and the child was forever attracted to the forbidden fruit. However, it is possible that the reason is in the very nature of balloons — so light, rounded and well inflated… This is how Johann E. (a voluntary patient at the Vienna Mental Health Center) describes his feelings.: "I undress and let the balls roll over my body, electrify every hair of it, after which sexual discharge comes pretty quickly." Oddly enough, ballonism is not such a rare pathology.

Do you have it or not? Take a ball and a sharp needle. Now pierce the balloon. Listen to your feelings — have you experienced an oppressive feeling of loss, despair, compassion? If you haven't experienced it, it means one of two things — either you are free from balloon addiction, or you are a sadistic balloonist.

Do not think that masochists are downtrodden pathetic people who tremble with happiness when they are yelled at by their superiors or a street hooligan will give them an eye. Nothing like that. "In real life, people who are prone to sexual subordination often occupy responsible positions and are strong—willed, domineering personalities," says Moscow psychologist Andrey Danilov. "Their sexual masochism is a kind of compensation for their leadership position in society." Indeed, for many in power, this is a good way to relax. Having brought subordinates to a nervous breakdown and fired the secretary, you can always close your eyes and dream that in the evening, after work, you will be led on a leash, driving with a whip, and you will only need to meekly mince on all fours and lick the shoes of the owner, without making a single idiotic decision!

Do you have it or not? Once when you were a child, you brought nine twos and four comments from school at once. If what followed did not delight you, then you are not a masochist.

Do you have it or not? Try to shout in a crowded supermarket: "Fire!", and then lie down at the entrance. Listen to your feelings. If they are generally negative, you are not a macrophile.

During the Argentine dictatorship, Pinochet's secret executioners used a terrifying torture device: electrodes that were attached to the genitals. If the victim refused to speak, a current was passed through the electrodes. Electrophiles would like to be in these dungeons. In any case, they would not have to fork out for similar devices that the American company Eclectic Electric produces for them.

Do you have it or not? Have you ever wanted to become a heroic avenger for Salvador Allende? Then, consider it passed.

If a person collects women's shoes, spends all his free time among them, admires them, kisses them, licks them and presses them to his heart, sexologists call this phenomenon retiphism (women — shopping).

Do you have it or not? Check the galoshes in the hallway. The abundance of women's shoes (and this despite the fact that you live alone) should slightly alert you.

The Egyptians, before making a mummy, waited until a person died. Today's enthusiasts are in a hurry to live. Merintophilia — the passion for swaddling is an extreme form of bandaging (erotic experiences from a sense of connectedness and helplessness). Merinthophiles like it when their body is wrapped in even layers of rubber bandages and sealed with tape, leaving only a small hole for breathing.

Do you have it or not? Normal people stop at the fact that they allow the young lady to tie herself with a gas scarf to the headboard.

Some parents believe that the best vacation for a child is educational walks to the zoo: to look at the animals and ride a pony. 99.99% of children survive this ordeal safely, but 0.01% return from there as a pseudozoophile. Because little animals, you know, not only eat grass and jump from branch to branch. After watching enough debauchery in the zoo, the child experiences a sexual impulse, and after twenty years, he unravels the consequences. No, he does not sexually harass hippos and giraffes. But he is not averse to having sex in a New Year bunny costume. He also likes to be bridled and saddled.

Do you have it or not? Look at the relevant websites or photos, and if what you see does not bring you to erotic ecstasy, then the zoo has been for nothing.

Passion for women in orthopedic corsets, bandages and devices for stretching limbs. The handbook of every self—respecting fracturophile is Romaine Slowcomb's photo album "The City of Broken Dolls" (1997): a lot of photos of naked Japanese women packed in various orthopedic devices.

Do you have it or not? It's easy to check. Go to the hospital with a broken leg and ask yourself in a week: are you ready to give up your evening compote for the right to see at least one person without a cast and corsets?

Passion for tall women. To women two meters tall in size forty-six shoes. There are few such women, so there is no passage for separately occurring specimens from cavaliers with macroginophilia syndrome. For example, Queen Andrena, the American wrestling champion (height — 1.91 m, weight 145 kg), receives forty to fifty letters from lovers every day. "Many men are sexually dominated by the image of the mother," says psychologist Gloria Braim, "there is no pathology in this. But for some of these male sons, "motherhood" in a woman is determined primarily by great height and mass - this addresses them to that period of life when the mother seemed to them a beautiful giantess."

Do you have it or not? "Xena, the Warrior Queen" — what's your favorite movie? What do you think about King Kong's wife? If your answers are "Yes" and "Lovely!", then you should think about buying a subscription to the next women's Sumo championship.

Pygmalionists like to play with dolls. From their point of view, a doll is better than a woman, because: a) she does not need to be looked after, b) she is always willing to do what you want right now, and c) it is made of silicone and rubber that are pleasant to the touch. True, these dolls usually look monstrous, but the latest technologies allow us to produce dolls that look like a top model, and their bodies fully correspond to human ones, and if she herself does not move, does not speak and does not flirt with pizza delivery men, it is only because customers do not ask for anything like that.

Do you have it or not? "All men like our dolls — if they reject complexes!" — say doll manufacturers. But we will take the liberty to refute it. Personally, we like cars much more. (For example, a 911 Porsche.)

Alhamatophiles are those who, in erotic dreams, see how the female part of the notorious creation of the sculptor Mukhina "Worker and Collective Farmer" has gone to bed with them. The stone body leads them into a frenzy that a living woman is not capable of. The guy from The Formula of Love, if you remember, suffered from just that.

Do you have it or not? Go to the "girl with a paddle" (donkey, rocker) in the park and make sure that she does not fill your heart with delight.

Now it is clear who sings: "I'll go for a walk, I'll break the white birch, luli-luli..." A person who is luli-luli with birches is called a dendrophile. "Dendrophiles get pleasure from the contact of genitals with the bark of trees," says ethnographer Robert Graves, "here we hear echoes of druidic customs..."

Do you have it or not? Have you ever had sex with trees? The negative answer is regarded as a positive result.

Sexologists are sure that 10-15% of men are morphophiles (fans of very fat women). Moreover, they believe that this percentage is significantly underestimated compared to real preferences, and for most of us, images of thin waists, protruding pelvic bones and expressive ribs are artificially imposed with the help of television, movies and silly magazines for men. Corpulence and fatness have always been attractive sexual symbols (the chain is simple: the lady eats well, will be able to feed the offspring, it's time to multiply urgently!!!). In most primitive cultures, a fat woman is still a gift from heaven, and any nutritionist or fashion stylist in some areas of Africa and the Middle East would immediately be publicly stoned.

Do you have it or not? In fact, you have it. Because all men have it — it's just that some of them have it very deeply hidden.

And in vain someone's mother slipped a Pooh bear, a dog Tyapa and a bunny Stepashka into bed. The guy took it and decided that this was the most suitable company in bed. Now capitalists from the sex industry are exploiting the feelings of the plushefile in every possible way, selling him plush parts of ladies' organisms and friendly bunnies with a special silicone pocket at the bottom.

Do you have it or not? And where is your favorite childhood friend? If he has long and safely disappeared in the city's waste disposal system, you don't have to worry about anything. If he's still sitting on your pillow, there's a reason to visit a sexologist.