13 most common types of neighbors that prevent us from living

We all have neighbors, and most often they are nice and friendly people with whom it is nice to exchange a few phrases, meet in the stairwell, grab some money before the salary or borrow salt. But we are also all familiar with the less pleasant appearance of our neighbors, who do everything possible to poison our lives: as the sun rises, they begin to drill the walls and knock on them with a hammer, instill in us their musical tastes and make us listen to what new happened in "Dom-2". Here are some of the most common types of neighbors, life next to which is a real torment.

TV Maniac

On a dark, dark night on a dark, dark street, when all the good people are asleep, the TV Maniac wakes up. He feeds his dark power with the howls of talk show hosts. A maniac does not wake up every night, but only when you have a splitting headache, and tomorrow at seven in the morning you can not be late in any way.

The Man with the Hammer

The Man with the Hammer has an even more precise weapon. He does " bang! sharah!! shararah!!!» clearly above your head at exactly six o'clock, at the moment when you just fell on the pillow after an overtime night's work.

The man with the Punch

If a Person with a Hammer lives an active life and kills the right number of victims, in the next reincarnation, he will be raised to a higher level: he will be born a Person with a Punch. It's a superpower. Especially if the Man with the Punch sticks his ultimate weapon into the load-bearing wall for all of Sunday. The Sunday you've been waiting for for two months to get away from a heavy project.

Azzian Zverosaurus

The Aztarian Zverosaurus of the man from the first floor for some reason believes that you owe him, and you should personally. In any case, every time you meet, he at least goes into a wild barking, and at most tries to bite off your leg.

Fighting Granny

But if you go out with a dog (he is the kindest in the world, and you are with a bag), a Fighting Granny pounces on you. In her opinion, you and Sobanya are to blame for all the troubles of the world up to and including 1812. To argue with the Battle Granny is fraught, because in terms of destructive power, she can easily kill three Azzian Beastcaurs.

The Grandmother Is Active

There is another extremely unpleasant variety of grannies, called the Active Grandmother. An active grandmother is able to gather at the barrier in one conversation, agitate for a candidate, curse the house management, condemn the girl from the fifth, comment on recent events and prophesy the apocalypse. It is impossible to escape from the conversation.

Granny Is Sociable

Those who have not yet got rid of the remnants of optimism, will catch up with Granny Sociable. She's really kind. Just share with you the details of his niece's family life, important information about his pressure, strategic data on price increases, tips on how to eat better for your children, the weather forecast for the end of January, a recipe for tincture of golden mustache and a way to remove a wart with an apple-and immediately leave. Immediately.

Champion of Virtuoso Smoking from the Balcony

His name is Uncle Vasya or Uncle Zhora, and he is a Champion of Virtuoso Smoking from the Balcony. He knows how to do it somehow so that the wind of any force and direction fills your apartment with smoke so effectively that the curtains should not just be washed, but also soaked beforehand.

The girl at the Piano

Against the background of all these people, the Girl at the Piano, it would seem, is not so scary. A nice child in ruffles, an intelligent family, all that. However, Czerny's etude in D-flat major, falsely played eleven times at dawn with the right pedal, competes quite successfully with the puncher.

A Frozen, Merciless Baby

Before you get a hammer, a hammer, a television, a piano, and an Aztec Beastman, everyone is a baby. However, not every baby is capable of vocal exercises comparable in decibels to taking off an airplane. Usually, only the boy who was born behind the wall has such abilities. That's what it's called-the Frozen, Merciless Baby.

The Most Abusive Family in the World

The most abusive Family in the World is able to arrange scandals with a force of 8-9 points for several decades and not leave. They celebrate the anniversaries of their life together with the collapse of furniture.

Passionate Couple

In a Passionate Couple, everything is fine, complete harmony. They love each other. Only too often. And too loud-oh-oh-oh!

Some Main Pipe

It's bound to happen one day. You break through some Main Pipe-and it turns out that the neighbors below have just pasted wallpaper with Swarovski crystals and hand-painted Michelangelo on the ceiling (otherwise these amounts can not be explained). However, sometimes it happens the other way around. Just as soon as you put Michelangelo on the walls, there she is. Some Kind of Main Pipe. What can I say? We sympathize.